Future Hero of Paradise

ancient astronaut theorist on a hunt for mermaids
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emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

(Source: octopussoir-)

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising)

macandcharliedie:

Charlie knows what’s up.

macandcharliedie:

Charlie knows what’s up.

youcouldbemy-sanity:

She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”

(Source: spasmer)

longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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(Source: hiitsmekevin)

(Source: symmetrysymptom)

g-ldnroses:

Sour Apple Purp 🙌

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

(Source: ladybrevity)

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

You wanna find out some personal stuff?

1. Any scars?
2. Self harmed?
3. Crush?
4. Kissed anyone?
5. Coke or Pepsi?
6. Someone you hate?
7. Best Friends?
8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?
9. What's your dream job?
10. Ever been in love?
11. Last time you cried?
12. Favorite color?
13. Height?
14. Birthday?
15. Eye color?
16. Hair color?
17. What do you love?
18. Obsession?
19. If you had one wish, what would it be?
20. Do you love someone?
21. Kiss or hug?
22. Nicknames people call you?
23. Favorite song?
24. Favorite band?
25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?
26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?
27. Something you would change about yourself?
28. Ever dated someone?
29. Worst mistake?
30. Watch the movie or read the book?
31. Ever had a heartbreak?
32. Favorite show?
33. Best day of your life?
34. Any talents?
35. Do you wish you could ever start over?
36. Any bad habits?
37. Ever had a near death experience?
38. Someone I can tell anything to?
39. Ever lost a loved one?
40. Do you believe in love?
41. Someone you hate/Dislike?
42. Are you okay?
43. Relationship status?

(Source: ohamnesia)

(Source: gothvoid)

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